<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2461902775866354833</id><updated>2011-04-22T05:13:31.955+01:00</updated><category term='online'/><category term='jakob nielsen'/><category term='optimisation'/><category term='research'/><category term='drowned in sound'/><category term='web'/><category term='journalism'/><category term='google'/><title type='text'>Knights of Columbus</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>The Commissioner</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11728025123693182294</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/TheIdiotBox/joeisold.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>12</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2461902775866354833.post-795443287688761231</id><published>2008-12-11T15:11:00.004Z</published><updated>2008-12-11T16:10:05.502Z</updated><title type='text'>Planning (and building) the site...</title><content type='html'>So, after all the planning and cocking about, it was time to build a website - which turned out to be a lot more effort than it seemed.  Even though I had everything planned out, if that plan needed changing even in the slightest it meant changing the same thing on every single page.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The biggest problem was the program - Dreamweaver.  Because of the nature of the templates we were using, we were limited in how much we could change the layout of the site, as well as having to deal with all Dreamweaver's quirks.  For example, when trying to remove the borders from buttons used as links, the box you need to check to show the borders is empty but the borders still show - you need to put a '0' in the box to get rid of them.  Confusing?  Yes.  Annoying?  Incredibly.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then there's the problem of changing the colour of different aspects of the site - the background, the font, etc.  I don't know how it happened, but at one point the page I was working on ended up looking like this:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tdcpqtaAt4o/SUE5kyHSSoI/AAAAAAAAABc/dOE8lEW9Idk/s1600-h/Picture+3.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 200px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tdcpqtaAt4o/SUE5kyHSSoI/AAAAAAAAABc/dOE8lEW9Idk/s320/Picture+3.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278563542345337474" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still, I persevered, and eventually things started to look a bit better:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tdcpqtaAt4o/SUE6qzjcJEI/AAAAAAAAABk/m2h4EgQZcqE/s1600-h/Picture+6.png"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tdcpqtaAt4o/SUE6qzjcJEI/AAAAAAAAABk/m2h4EgQZcqE/s320/Picture+6.png" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5278564745322701890" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After that, it was fairly plain sailing.  Expect one last update soon....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2461902775866354833-795443287688761231?l=knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/feeds/795443287688761231/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2461902775866354833&amp;postID=795443287688761231' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/795443287688761231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/795443287688761231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/2008/12/planning-and-building-site.html' title='Planning (and building) the site...'/><author><name>The Commissioner</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11728025123693182294</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/TheIdiotBox/joeisold.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_tdcpqtaAt4o/SUE5kyHSSoI/AAAAAAAAABc/dOE8lEW9Idk/s72-c/Picture+3.png' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2461902775866354833.post-2475246966672052167</id><published>2008-12-05T18:43:00.002Z</published><updated>2008-12-05T19:21:24.955Z</updated><title type='text'>Weeks 5 - 9: Experimenting with ideas</title><content type='html'>After weeks of research, we moved on to experimenting with ideas for the design of our websites.  This largely involved using (read: messing around with) programs like Photoshop and Fireworks to create buttons and, more importantly, editing photos to make them more web-friendly (see the examples below).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next we had our first (or maybe second, I can't quite remember) encounter with Dreamweaver.  Using basic templates, and hastily-designed headers and buttons created with a rudimentary knowledge of PS and FW, I eventually managed to make a wesbite that looked like &lt;a href="http://josephastephens.blackapplehost.com/"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thankfully, my actual website looks better (and isn't written in Latin).  It'll be finished and up on the Internets for all to see by Friday, but expect a few screenshots in the meantime, along with a couple of shots of what it's looked like at various stages of its development.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2461902775866354833-2475246966672052167?l=knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/feeds/2475246966672052167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2461902775866354833&amp;postID=2475246966672052167' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/2475246966672052167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/2475246966672052167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/2008/12/weeks-5-9-experimenting-with-ideas.html' title='Weeks 5 - 9: Experimenting with ideas'/><author><name>The Commissioner</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11728025123693182294</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/TheIdiotBox/joeisold.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2461902775866354833.post-533691736521852893</id><published>2008-11-26T21:31:00.005Z</published><updated>2008-11-26T23:06:13.183Z</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='journalism'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='optimisation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='online'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jakob nielsen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='research'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='google'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='web'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drowned in sound'/><title type='text'>Weeks 1 - 4: The Research</title><content type='html'>First of all, we looked at different websites to decide what we liked and disliked about them - for example, whether or not it's easy to find what you're looking for, whether or not you have to scroll up and down or side to side etc. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My example was music website &lt;a href="http://www.drownedinsound.com"&gt;Drowned in Sound&lt;/a&gt;, which used to be one of the better websites around in terms of content.  Sadly it's now full of pretentious, arrogant, elitist arseholes who hate every band that's ever appeared in a magazine or been played on the radio, but the layout is still - in my opinion - very good.  Unlike a lot of websites it doesn't complicate things, and it's incredibly simple to find what you're looking for and whereabouts on the site you are (particularly useful if you've arrived at the site from Google or a similar route).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After this, we moved on to online research.  This largely involved being given a variety of names to find various details for (personal phone number, address etc) with varying degrees of success.  Unsurprisingly, the level of success was increased when using "search engine optimisation" techniques documented by &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jakob_Nielsen_%28usability_consultant%29"&gt;Jakob Nielsen&lt;/a&gt;.  The following week's class also focused on Nielsen's words of wisdom, this time as we experimented with writing with the web in mind - something which went so well I may well include the feature I wrote on my final website.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next up: Experimenting with web design...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2461902775866354833-533691736521852893?l=knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/feeds/533691736521852893/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2461902775866354833&amp;postID=533691736521852893' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/533691736521852893'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/533691736521852893'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/2008/11/weeks-1-4-research.html' title='Weeks 1 - 4: The Research'/><author><name>The Commissioner</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11728025123693182294</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/TheIdiotBox/joeisold.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2461902775866354833.post-2594075204979534781</id><published>2008-11-26T17:52:00.002Z</published><updated>2008-11-26T18:07:13.042Z</updated><title type='text'>Online Journalism - Year 2</title><content type='html'>Ok, this is long overdue, but here goes...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In September (blimey, really, REALLY overdue...) Online Journalism 2 began.  The assessment objective this time - to create a personal online portfolio of work. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Naturally, as it's now very nearly December, my own website is coming along quite nicely and is not far from being finished.  However, I'm not going to let that stop me blogging on the process of making it, or even the research that came before that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stay tuned, viewers.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2461902775866354833-2594075204979534781?l=knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/feeds/2594075204979534781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2461902775866354833&amp;postID=2594075204979534781' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/2594075204979534781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/2594075204979534781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/2008/11/online-journalism-year-2.html' title='Online Journalism - Year 2'/><author><name>The Commissioner</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11728025123693182294</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/TheIdiotBox/joeisold.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2461902775866354833.post-4893871778623409012</id><published>2008-04-25T14:06:00.002+01:00</published><updated>2008-04-25T14:47:15.303+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Trent Lott</title><content type='html'>Former US Senator Trent Lott ended up resigning from his post as Senate Republican Leader in 2002, largely thanks to numerous blogs.  This is what happened:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;December 5th - Lott attends 100th birthday celebration for former Presidential candidate Strom Thurmond, who is basically a good, old fashioned redneck/racist/typical southern American.  He essentially based his campaign on a racial segregation platform.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Lott then says that the US would have been better off if Thurmond had become President back when he ran for election in 1948.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;December 6th - American press coverage makes no real mention of Thurmond's comments, despite fairly obvious racist connotations&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;December 6th - 9th - Bloggers worldwide discuss Lott's comments, causing the New York Times to take another look and discover that it isn't the first time he's said something similar&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;December 10th - New York Times picks up the story, revealing  Lott's previous comments&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;December 20th - Lott resigns as Senate Republican Leader&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2461902775866354833-4893871778623409012?l=knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/feeds/4893871778623409012/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2461902775866354833&amp;postID=4893871778623409012' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/4893871778623409012'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/4893871778623409012'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/2008/04/trent-lott.html' title='Trent Lott'/><author><name>The Commissioner</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11728025123693182294</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/TheIdiotBox/joeisold.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2461902775866354833.post-3726253981989106892</id><published>2008-03-14T15:36:00.002Z</published><updated>2008-03-14T15:52:48.245Z</updated><title type='text'>Group Blog Evaluation</title><content type='html'>The aim of our blog, Student Realities, was to try and open people's eyes to the realities of student life.  One of the most important features of the blog was that we had six people posting at different times of the day, which is one of the advantages of the online platform and something which you wouldn't get in a print publication focusing on the same subject.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There were no real difficulties either in setting up the blog or in posting.  The biggest problem was probably finding something to write about every day - because we were covering such a broad subject (the life of a student) it sometimes took a bit of time to decide what exactly to write about, and I think if we had discussed what we were each going to write about before the blog went live the actual posts would have taken a lot less time to write (and the occasional frustration of not knowing what to talk about would have been avoided).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We also could have put a bit more effort into the design of the blog and made it look a bit nicer with more pictures etc, but the problem with posting pictures was that we were all trying to remain anonymous and the pictures could well have given away our identities.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2461902775866354833-3726253981989106892?l=knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/feeds/3726253981989106892/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2461902775866354833&amp;postID=3726253981989106892' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/3726253981989106892'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/3726253981989106892'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/2008/03/group-blog-evaluation.html' title='Group Blog Evaluation'/><author><name>The Commissioner</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11728025123693182294</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/TheIdiotBox/joeisold.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2461902775866354833.post-8201517857782242994</id><published>2008-02-20T14:45:00.005Z</published><updated>2008-02-21T19:06:13.103Z</updated><title type='text'>39th Round plans show Richard hasn't got a Scu-by</title><content type='html'>Ever since the Premier League announced its plans to investigate the possibility of &lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/7232378.stm"&gt;playing a 39th Premiership match abroad&lt;/a&gt;, anyone and everyone involved in English football - from supporters to club owners - has talked about little else.  Of course, there are arguments for and against the plans, and we're not even remotely close to discovering the specific arrangements for when, where and how the games would be played.  And even at this early stage, there are people within the game (such as Sunderland manager Roy Keane and Birmingham City co-owner &lt;a href="http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,12040_3118113,00.html"&gt;David Gold&lt;/a&gt;, to name two) who are hailing the scheme as the future of football.  However, the simple fact of the matter is this - it's a rubbish idea.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Richard Scudamore, the brains behind the whole operation, has said that the motive behind the scheme is to take Premier League football to the world for the benefit of supporters abroad.  But it isn't.  The idea is, in fact, to make even more obscene amounts of money from English football by using fans in countries where, previously, it was only possible to get a bit of cash from million-pound TV deals.  Countries like Australia and Japan, whose own football associations have even said that &lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/7244988.stm"&gt;they don't want the games to be played&lt;/a&gt; there for fear of damaging the progress of their own domestic leagues.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyone would have thought that the Premier League got the impression that English supporters just don't spend enough of their hard-earned following their team anymore.  Truth is, they couldn't be more wrong.  My beloved Tottenham Hotspur, for example, sell out virtually every home game each season, in every competition, and have done for almost as long as I can remember.  Up and down the country, there are supporters who haven't missed a game their team has played since about 1952.  And the thing is, just because these people have travelled the world supporting their football team since before Mr Scudamore was a glint in his mother's eye, doesn't mean they get any discount.  Oh no, they still have to pay full whack, just the same as those of us who only go to one or two matches a season and, as sad and obsessive as it may seem, they'll continue to do so until they just can't afford it anymore, purely out of love for their team.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But that's just Premiership supporters.  What about the lower league clubs?  It's widely acknowledged that the gap between the Premiership and the Championship is bigger than it has ever been and growing all the time (just look at &lt;a href="http://www.skysports.com/football/team/0,19734,11696,00.html"&gt;Derby County's league record this season&lt;/a&gt;), and this is largely due to Premiership clubs receiving more and more money and, as a result, clubs in other divisions making less and less as each year goes by.  The Premier League is the richest league in the world, has the richest clubs and the best paid players.  The Championship, on the other hand, is falling further and further behind, along with the teams who stay in the division for season after season because they just haven't got the money to compete with the bigger clubs and their millionaire businessman owners.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Premiership is rich enough - instead of finding ways to make it richer, Scudamore should be teaming up with the heads of the Football League to try and prevent the inevitable scenario in which the Premiership breaks away from the Football League forever.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2461902775866354833-8201517857782242994?l=knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/feeds/8201517857782242994/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2461902775866354833&amp;postID=8201517857782242994' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/8201517857782242994'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/8201517857782242994'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/2008/02/39th-round-plans-show-richard-hasnt-got.html' title='39th Round plans show Richard hasn&apos;t got a Scu-by'/><author><name>The Commissioner</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11728025123693182294</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/TheIdiotBox/joeisold.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2461902775866354833.post-1253089678402811490</id><published>2008-02-13T14:51:00.002Z</published><updated>2008-02-13T16:03:14.472Z</updated><title type='text'>Amateur by Lasse Gjertsen - A YouTube Review</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JzqumbhfxRo&amp;amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JzqumbhfxRo&amp;amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Modern, quirky and undeniably cool, Lasse Gjertsen's videos are the kind of thing that YouTube was made for.  In &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Amateur&lt;/span&gt;, the Norwegian relies once again on the frantic editing style used in his first big YouTube hit, &lt;a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=o9698TqtY4A&amp;amp;feature=related"&gt;Hyperactive&lt;/a&gt; (in which he uses millisecond-long clips of himself making bizarre noises and facial expressions to turn himself into a human beatbox), this time using a drum kit and piano to take the place of bodily functions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The concept seems simple enough.  But it's the execution that has made &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Amateur &lt;/span&gt;such a success.  Watching the video, it's hard to know what exactly to compare it to.  You could argue that it's a music video - it is, essentially, a video of a man making music.  But calling it a music video somehow just isn't enough in an age when music videos are largely just marketing tools to sell pre-existing songs and albums.  You could call it a showcase of talent, but that simply makes it sound like a guy with too much time on his hands showing off to millions of people around the world that he's never met, when it somehow comes across as being so much more substantial. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is, of course, a fantastic display of technical ability, both in terms of editing and musicianship (though Gjertsen claims he couldn't play either piano or drums before making the video - something which is hard to imagine given some of the drum sequences in the video).  But what's even better is that &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;Amateur &lt;/span&gt;so far has over 7,000,000 hits.  SEVEN MILLION.  That means that, in just over a year since it was uploaded, more than 16,000 people a day have taken three minutes out of their lives to watch guy in his early 20's with silly hair making music one note at a time, with a camcorder.  And he isn't alone - a YouTube search using the terms &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/results?search_query=lasse+gjertsen+amateur&amp;amp;search_type=&amp;amp;search=Search"&gt;"Lasse Gjertsen Amateur"&lt;/a&gt; brings up page upon page of of video responses to the original, and even a few results  from users who liked the video so much that they've (dubiously) uploaded the video themselves. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At the moment, Lasse Gjertsen may seem like something of an Internet phenomenon.  In 10 years time, videos with viewcounts as high as 7,000,000 may well be seen as the norm, providing YouTube and other UGC-based websites fulfil their potential to to change the face of video media the world over.                                                                                    &lt;span style="text-decoration: underline; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2461902775866354833-1253089678402811490?l=knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/feeds/1253089678402811490/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2461902775866354833&amp;postID=1253089678402811490' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/1253089678402811490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/1253089678402811490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/2008/02/amateur-by-lasse-gjertsen-youtube.html' title='Amateur by Lasse Gjertsen - A YouTube Review'/><author><name>The Commissioner</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11728025123693182294</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/TheIdiotBox/joeisold.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2461902775866354833.post-8432757076211815339</id><published>2008-02-01T14:06:00.000Z</published><updated>2008-02-01T16:00:22.965Z</updated><title type='text'>Who's Online in 2008?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Well, 2007 really.  Some useful sites for net usage statistics:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.statistics.gov.uk/StatBase/Product.asp?vlnk=5672"&gt;UK Government Statistics&lt;/a&gt; - Very handy for finding out who's using the Internet in the UK and what they're using it for.  Not porn, apparently.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.pewinternet.org/PPF/c/2/topics.asp"&gt;PEW Internet and American Life Project&lt;/a&gt; -   Similar to the above, only with the focus on the whole wide world rather than just the little island we call home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2461902775866354833-8432757076211815339?l=knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/feeds/8432757076211815339/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2461902775866354833&amp;postID=8432757076211815339' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/8432757076211815339'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/8432757076211815339'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/2008/02/whos-online-in-2008.html' title='Who&apos;s Online in 2008?'/><author><name>The Commissioner</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11728025123693182294</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/TheIdiotBox/joeisold.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2461902775866354833.post-7341140794085717531</id><published>2007-10-01T16:28:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2007-10-01T16:51:27.566+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Today, October 1st 2007, the age limit in the UK for buying cigarettes, or any other tobacco products, has risen from 16 to 18.  But what will this controversial law change achieve?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll be honest, the first time I smoked a cigarette was long before my 16th birthday.  I also drank my first pint of lager even longer before I was 18.  The same is true of virtually everyone I know who smokes or drinks. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The point is, if underage kids want to get hold of cigarettes, they will.  Every teenager knows the one corner shop or off-licence in their area where they can go and buy whatever they want without any ID, and if they can go there for booze they'll be able to go there for fags.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Key figures in the tobacco industry know this.  Which is why they'll be much less concerned with the law change as they will with the ongoing effects of the nationwide smoking ban that came into force in July.  Reports suggest a 7% decrease in sales the month the ban came into force, and rumour has it things aren't looking much better.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2461902775866354833-7341140794085717531?l=knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/feeds/7341140794085717531/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2461902775866354833&amp;postID=7341140794085717531' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/7341140794085717531'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/7341140794085717531'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/2007/10/today-october-1st-2007-age-limit-in-uk.html' title=''/><author><name>The Commissioner</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11728025123693182294</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/TheIdiotBox/joeisold.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2461902775866354833.post-810297443205186697</id><published>2007-09-28T14:32:00.001+01:00</published><updated>2007-09-28T15:04:27.643+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Who Ate All The Pies?</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="text-decoration: underline;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.whoateallthepies.tv"&gt;'Who Ate All The Pies?'&lt;/a&gt; is, as you may or may not be able to tell from the title, a website dedicated to football.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In terms of content, there seems to be much more in the way of football gossip than there are "newsworthy" stories.  For example, on Monday one of the main stories was Holland legend (and current national team coach) &lt;a href="http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/2007/09/what_was_marco.html"&gt;Marco van Basten's mysterious presence at Chelsea's defeat at Old Trafford on Sunday&lt;/a&gt;.   Obviously, with no concrete evidence for the Dutchman's surprise appearance, the story is made up of rumours over the possibility of van Basten taking over as Chelsea manager.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As well as the stories, there also appears to be a certain "fun" element to the website, with one story inviting visitors to the site to suggest who they think is "the gayest-acting-but-straight Premier League footballer".  There has also been the announcement of the beginning of the site's &lt;a href="http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/2007/09/the_2007_gay_wo.html"&gt;coverage of the Gay World Cup&lt;/a&gt; which has this week begun in Argentina - hardly the sort of event you would expect to be featured so prominently in the sports section of any major newspapers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As mentioned previously, there is a "fun" element to the website, which suggests the target audience is probably the "bored at work" crowd, who, as the name suggests, use the site to pass time during particularly boring office hours.  To its credit, it caters well to said audience, even offering a &lt;a href="http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/funny_old_game/"&gt;Fun and Games&lt;/a&gt; section for when the boss is out of the office.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As casual as it may be, it is hard to argue that Pies (as it is known to regulars) isn't journalism.  In addition to all the gossip and lookalikes there are the stories you would expect to find on the BBC Sports News website, covered in the sort of detail you would expect from a more "well respected" source.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2461902775866354833-810297443205186697?l=knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/feeds/810297443205186697/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2461902775866354833&amp;postID=810297443205186697' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/810297443205186697'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/810297443205186697'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/2007/09/who-ate-all-pies.html' title='Who Ate All The Pies?'/><author><name>The Commissioner</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11728025123693182294</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/TheIdiotBox/joeisold.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2461902775866354833.post-2106807128707785667</id><published>2007-09-24T15:05:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2007-09-24T15:06:12.692+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;Saturday's football - rubbish. Yesterday's football - even worse.  Arsenal win 5-0 and we draw away at Bolton, who were even below Derby before we gave them a point yesterday. If &lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/t/tottenham_hotspur/default.stm"&gt;we&lt;/a&gt; don't Middlesbrough this week we're buggered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still, at least Chelsea seem to be falling apart.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2461902775866354833-2106807128707785667?l=knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/feeds/2106807128707785667/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2461902775866354833&amp;postID=2106807128707785667' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/2106807128707785667'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2461902775866354833/posts/default/2106807128707785667'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://knights-of-columbus-joe.blogspot.com/2007/09/saturdays-football-rubbish.html' title=''/><author><name>The Commissioner</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11728025123693182294</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='22' height='32' src='http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y201/TheIdiotBox/joeisold.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
